Cardinal Fuzz - Merch - Via Print On Demand

WELCOME TO THE CARDINAL FUZZ MERCH ZONE: WHERE CAPITALISM MEETS COSMIC CONSCIOUSNESS
So you’ve listened to the records. You’ve blasted your brain wide open with feedback squalls and reverb baptisms. You’ve stared into the void and heard it humming a 13-minute kraut drone in 9/8 time. And now? You want more. You want to wear it, carry it, click on it, and hang it on your goddamn walls.

Enter the Cardinal Fuzz Merch Portal:
A swirling shopfront of t-shirts, tote bags, mouse mats, phone cases, and posters so drenched in psychic fuzz and interstellar jazz juice, they practically scream “YES, I AM TOO DEEP FOR MAINSTREAM SOCIETY” before you even click “Add to Cart.”

These aren’t just products. These are talismans. Artifacts. Functional mystic relics for the fuzz-initiated. Whether you’re hauling records, drinking bean juice, melting at your desk job, or just trying to look like the kind of person who once astral projected at a Bardo Pond show, we’ve got your sacred gear.

You don’t need this stuff.
But your higher self is begging for it.

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